i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life.
I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.